Quotes on online dating

” Did you compete in the Tour de France and cure cancer with a free hand?

Or like, the floating elbow of a cropped ex out of frame. "Live every week like it’s shark week."Are you sure you’re not one of the popular guys from my high school? “Looking for someone to go on adventures with”The thing is, the worst idea for a first date is to embark on an inescapable all-day excursion that you can’t slither out of with an “emergency” or an “I’m tired,” because you are eating octopus on Mars while searching for the Treasure of the Sierra Madre, or whatever the fuck. "Not your typical finance guy."Ironically, writing this makes you a typical finance guy.

You can’t call anybody anymore, if you call people: 'What are you on fire? ' " -- "Asking a new person to go on a romantic outing has never been easy.

Even if you are just looking for a casual hookup, do you really think this will work?

In the past, people weren’t looking for something boiling; they just needed some water.

Once they found it and committed to a life together, they did their best to heat things up.

"The whole idea of love is scary -- so is being with someone for the rest of your life and being happy with them for the rest of your life.

There's lots of research to suggest that, actually, love's not really that simple." -- "We want something that’s very passionate, or boiling, from the get-go.