Announcer - Moranis Ivan and Valeri welcome new viewers in Melonville. Host: Nikolas Harmelov - Moranis; Victor Kametsky - Levy; Anna Petrovich - O'Hara Feliks puts Argentina, Australia and Texas into Russia.
Host: Feliks Dzerzninsky (Deshinrinsky) - Thomas Beware of the ones who would undermine Mother Russia.
Bob Mc Kenzie - Moranis; Doug Mc Kenzie - Thomas Lola's series on influential women. Valeri Cometsky - Moranis; Ivan Mahailov - Thomas; Irena Zoyusha - Martin; workers, camera workers - extras Bobby and Johnny are arguing when SCTV's signal comes back.Rabbi Knish (all the way from San Francisco) visits Sid, who is in the studio with Linda Mc Cartney.The Rabbi relates a story to try and persuade Sid to show up at Temple Beth Blasucci for Yissel's first night.Bobby Bittman as Caesar starts ad-libbing when the signal is interrupted. Announcer - Moranis Anna comes up with a 28 letter word for dog, but loses on a technicality.Announcer - Thomas; Bobby Bittman as Caesar - Levy; Johnny La Rue as Pluto - Candy; Conspirator - Flaherty; Casta - Moranis; Hag - Martin; Senators - Thomas, extras 3CP1 on your dial, Russian television. The prize: qualifying for an earlier delivery date for a Russian automobile.